i shoot porn::The terrorists have won i shoot porn

i shoot porn::The terrorists have won.
Me trying not to drink is like john boehner trying not to cry during a session of congress.
No one seems to know anything can someone tell me when i can pick up a camera again?
But what the fuck does this have to do with porn?
Until i wake up.
I was going to wish everyone a good morning but then it occurred to me that your morning is of no consequence to me.
Have a nice day.
If god were merciful, he would have created us so that we always feel like we are on xanax.
Alas, some of us have to buy it behind a 711.
And the silence was broken by a lone gunshot as a once proud man lay dying while clutching a gun and a bottle